Feb
06
2012
I put the rats in the bathtub (or the bats in the wrathtub) while I cleaned their cage. I thought it was a brilliant way to keep track of them. Are you aware that rats scale bathtub walls as though they’re Green Beret boot camp trainees? Pencil perched demurely on the rim waiting for me, [...]
Jan
26
2012
I don’t know where else to put my little observations of daily life. One day I’ll write a book and I’ll need these tiny details, for a touch of veracity. This blog is no longer intended for readers. However, if you do read, you should leave feedback. It’s just not right for me to do [...]
Dec
23
2011
Presents aren’t the only things I’ve been wrapping up. In fact, I have precious few presents to wrap. It’s a lean Christmas, y’all. To my daughters I’m bequeathing a couple things I’ve had for some time. To everyone else, I give only my good wishes, which saves on wrapping paper. Last week I decided I [...]