The Wormlips Scrapbook

Everyone knows how wonderful my sister is. My vast readership here at wormlips.com has been lobbying for me to post more of her writings. If she weren’t such a good person, I’d have to hate her. Oh, she’s not perfect, mind you. Her nose turns up at the tip and her nostrils are uneven. Her [...]

My sister, as I’ve told you before, is about the funniest person I’ve ever met. And I’ve met some funny people in my time, let me tell you. As those who have the misfortune of my recent acquaintance can attest, I don’t laugh a whole lot any more. I chuckle politely, and I’ll laugh as [...]

This is what KT said: “I’m off like a herd of mules with second thoughts.”