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Jul 21 2006

Pup 14: Jack Sparrow

Published by Ginna under Drawings, Foster Dogs

July 21, 2006

Around 5 o’clock this afternoon I was yacking with my visiting friend Beth when I had the sudden urge to go to the pet adoption store. She indulged me. Needless to say, I left with an overnight foster dog.

Jack is a huge, blonde, shepherdy-faced dog. I asked Beth, who knows a lot about animals, if she thought he was purebred. “Uh … purebred what?” she answered with infinite diplomacy.

Stella’s only half Jack’s size …

… so Stella spent a lot of time mashed to the ground.

But Stella can outdo Jack on agility any day. I’m not saying she’s graceful, mind you. She careens into fence railings. She runs so fast that she tips over and continues parallel to the ground before gravity gets the better of her. It’s like me and Irish dance: my leaps are fine; it’s my landings that suck.

Anyway, one moment she’s running full-on toward Jack, but just as their snouts are about to collide she loops around under him, he slams on his brakes, she dashes out between his front legs, and he looks confused.

He spins to catch her and she vaults over his back.

After more running Jack discovered humping. Then Jack asserted his right to eat both their dinners.

They galloped more. Jack humped more.

Overall, fun was had by all. I think.

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Dec 23 2005

Day of Rest

Published by Ginna under Drawings, Travel

After a lazy morning, we rented kayaks which were unlike any I’ve encountered before. Made of thin plastic with little round, keel-less bellies, they didn’t cut through the water so much as flit across the surface driven by invisible forces. My attempts to steer prompted bouts of swearing; things were better when I just bobbed around, pivoting my mighty craft only to face the wake of a passing speedboat.

Later, we swam in the very cold lake, and got ready to hike to Santa Cruz de Laguna: the only safe route around here. (Along the trail in the other direction, toward San Pedro, there are frequent robberies by bandits with machetes. Armed guides are the way to go, if you must.)

It’s a steep, narrow, slippery trail with magnificent views. We soon encountered a middle-aged, new-aged woman from New Mexico who asked to hike with us, and then asked me every few minutes if I was sure I was going the right way. That’s a very silly question to ask someone like me. I sometimes don’t know where I’m going even after I’ve gotten there. After I told her about the time I got lost in Death Valley she fell into an uneasy silence, and turned back without us soon after — but not before she described her current project: comparing the astrological charts of 30 ex-boyfriends, 30 spiritual healers and 30 mass murderers.

As elsewhere, we passed local Mayas hauling things: two men bent under broad chests of drawers balanced by a forehead band; other men with burlap sacks half their height and filled with rocks; women with heavy-looking baskets on their heads and grown babies strapped to their sides. If I were walking on a wide, level, paved path with a burden like that I’d be whining about why I was ever born … and this trail is about 2 feet wide, scree- and rock-covered, and precipitous.

At one point we got … well, not lost, exactly, but turned around among the thick vegetation. As I grew increasingly nervous, we were startled by the sudden appearance of a local man, who reassured us we were aimed in the right direction … strange, since nothing looked familiar. He walked along with us for about ten minutes till we got back to familiar landmarks. I gave him Q10 for his kindness.

Speaking of precipitous, I don’t know why M so enjoys looking for things like wild orchids in places that make my heart choke.

And she also didn’t listen to me about the importance of applying sunscreen properly. She covered everything but her nose, and looked like this at the end of the day.

I worry that the locals resent having a gringo wandering recreationally around their trails and villages. Maybe they do, but they’re too civil to show it. Whenever I’ve attempted a passing buenas tardes their mask of concentration has cracked off to reveal one of courtesy.

In the few days we’ve been here we’ve rarely encountered a local person doing something alone; mostly they’ve been hauling and walking and washing with a companion or two … which seems different from the more isolated way we Americans get stuff done.

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Dec 19 2005

On the Road

Published by Ginna under Drawings, Travel

Midnight, December 19: Already our Spanish is being tested. When we got to our gate, an announcement in Spanish came across the loudspeaker: something about “ah-dos.” While I sat happily at gate A-1 as originally instructed, scores of people flooded toward A-2…

Noon, December 19: After a stop in San Salvador, we landed at the Guatamala City airport on schedule, and stumbled our way through customs and out to where Don Toño awaited with his sign: “Jinna e Hija.” My Spanish is stunningly bad, but still we conversed about trees, weather, dogs and groceries. He delivered us to Maria’s wonderful little house on Callejon del Burrito in Antigua.

M and I took a nap for too many hours, during which I dreamed repeatedly of speaking ineffective Spanish. Then we roused ourselves and walked into town.

At La Bodogona, which sells everything from milk and piñatas to hair dye and books on depression, a tiny girl kept eyeing M with fascination. The mother explained why, and I translated for M: “My daughter likes your firewood.” It was either that or “My daughter likes your bleach.”

Richard had warned me about Guatemala’s well-nourished spiders but I was hoping not to encounter them—certainly not on my first night. Oh well. This fella was hiding under a ledge with only two of its Jack La Lanne legs reaching into view. It was, as M put it, “juicy.” It inched forward and flirted another leg out: well-muscled and unshaven. And then it leapt at me, fangs bared, eight eyes glaring with undistilled loathing. As I confronted it, M convulsed with laughter. It was not funny, M … and if you happened to hear anything as I attacked, that would’ve been the battle cry of the brave.

Arañas nothwithstanding it’s a great place to stay and, with a view of volcanoes and mountains outside each window, I couldn’t ask for more.

I got even with M for laughing at my interactions with spiders. Before bed I warned her not to bring any snacks up to the loft where she slept, for fear of attracting pixotes: a major problem in Guatemala, I said.

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