Day: July 31, 2013

Eleni left a blog comment saying that she was eating Kiwis. This is not likely, unless she’s become a cannibal in my absence, in which case I wish she would stop. Kiwis don’t like it when you confuse them with the fruit, which Eleni used to call “kee-wahee-fwoot.” Did you know that kiwis (the bird) have their nostrils at the very end of their long beaks? When they’re rooting in the dirt for food they […]

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