How To Go on a Date by M. Zhang
If you want to have a good date, these idea might help you. First, call her to ask a date with you. You should call her and ask, “Do you have time this week?” and wait for her answer. Second, choose a fancy restaurant. For example, if the girl is Korean, you should search a Korean restaurant. Maybe the girl think you are nice guy. Then, go to the restaurant then order the food that she likes it. A nice guy should give her a chance to choose food what she wants. While you are eating, talk about interesting topic. You need to make her happy by talking about lots of topic what most girls like. For example, you can talk about bags and shoes. After the dinner, go to a movie. To choose a comedy movie, such as “we bought a zoo,” so it can make her fun. Finally, bring her to go her home early, like 9 p.m. Don’t let her parents worry. She may wants to have next day with you. Follow these steps, I think you can get a good date.
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I sound like an idiot when I talk to Emmy. How big is the BAYbeee! Bora bora bora — boooo. Where’s EMber? THERE she is! I fear for her future.
Well THAT date should go swimmingly! My favorite part was the radical suggestion to wait for her answer after asking if she has time this week.
I would not talk to my date about bags and shoes because I don’t know anything about bags and shoes. Except that they exist.
Apparently I don’t date properly. Darn.
And I know even less about bags and shoes than does Oleg. I don’t even know what a shoe *is*.
I like the idea of making her fun. Nenny: waiting for an answer is the key to his success. Oleg: you can’t have dates any more because you’re married. Molly: a shoe is that thing I used to hit you with whenever you made a mistake.