Month: March 2011

Your Mother…

Today was my second-to-last day with my current group of students, almost all of whom are Japanese (along with one Saudi, one South Korean and one Taiwanese, and a couple who are Chinese living in Japan). In one class, my student was giving a presentation on American taboos, so I let him say “fuck” as much as he needed. He taught me an insult in Japanese: one involving your mother. But it’s not what you […]

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The Times, They Are A’ Changin’

Why is there an a before changin‘? That doesn’t make sense to me. Maybe he meant, well, uh, changin’. I’m roasting owl pellets. Ever since Eleni discovered them under a conifer in the front yard last weekend, I’ve been harvesting. The scent of baking owl pellets is one I suggest you avoid if possible. But since I want to examine them for tiny skulls and mouse kneecaps and stuff, and am not eager to traffic […]

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Return of the Key

They say you can’t lose something you never had, but that’s not true. You can, and part of yourself along with it. One of my students wore a t-shirt that said, I was a rebel in the 00s. Yesterday my landlady had a (one-sided) conversation with her dog: Do you want to go out? Do you? Do you want to go potty? Well, come on then. Lucie. Let’s go! If you want to go potty, […]

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