Nov
24
2010
Wow. I just went to costco.com to order some photos of Emmy for Mom, and I discovered a category of merchandise I hadn’t noticed before: Funeral. There are flowers, memorial knickknacks, caskets and urns (for the two- and four-legged, both). For $949.99 you can get the “In God’s Care Casket,” which is rated five stars. […]
Nov
18
2010
Oh, to be away from myself. Just for a day. No wonder I have such separation anxiety when I’m far from people like Emmy and MF and Lulu and Yo-nenny. Then look who I’m stuck with: yo. Only a few other people can edge me a little away from my own toxicity. Here’s Emmy in […]
Nov
17
2010
…That was Will Lewis’ response to my self-consciousness about my on-air performance with him. A skilled backhanded compliment is a work of art. And it was funny enough to make me feel less stupid about babbling nationally. I may not be a consummate radio personality, but I’m “human,” as Brian put it, with another masterfully […]