The Wormlips Scrapbook

“It’s so wonderful you’re going! You’ll get to learn about all kinds of maple syrup!” —Bari on hearing of my attending school in Vermont

Here’s an excerpt of a video Lulu referred me to. It is wonderfully porcine, like Lulu herself.

Ever since The Man with Two Brains came out in about ‘83, a certain scene has remained vividly in my mind. After much Internet searching and a little editing, I bring it to you now.

Whenever I have to make a major decision, I find myself wishing for some kind of sign that confirms I’m heading in the right direction. It happened once when I wondered if I should move to a new neighborhood, and soon thereafter I found my car window smashed. That time I took the hint.

But most times, though I look near and far, I see no trace of a sign. I often suspect I’m like Steve Martin (aka Dr. Hfuhruhurr) when he turns to his late wife for advice:

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