The Wormlips Scrapbook

“I cried because I had no rubbers, until I saw a man who had no penis.” —KT

I want to try this:

The only problem is, I don’t much care for soymilk. They say you can add ginger to make it tastier, or sweeten it with brown sugar or honey, or flavor it with vanilla, nutmeg or cinnamon.

Today is Lulu’s 20th birthday. This is what she looks like:

This is what I look like when I’m sneering:

I dreamed last night that a Catholic priest interviewed me to evaluate how good a person I am. His decision: 3.2 on a scale of 5. I defended myself, pointing out that I am thoughtful, compassionate, honest, generous… “Yes, but you’re not Catholic. You’re not even religious.”

He also read some of my writing, declaring that it has potential except that it doesn’t make any sense.