All posts from January, 2008

Jan 31 2008

Day Tours, Night Tours

Published by Ginna under Travel

I woke up to wait for my wake-up call, but it never came.

The guidebooks are right about Costa Rican food: rice and beans todo el tiempo. To quote Utah Phillips: good, though.

It’s hard to practice Spanish here. In Guatemala they patiently let you bumble along (even though, more often than not, they speak much better English than you do Spanish). Here, most people segue into English within the first couple sentences.

My taxi driver to the airport suckered me into leaving him a big tip by telling me about his pregnant wife and two-year-old daughter and how hard he works and how impossible it is to get ahead.

In Nature Air’s in-flight magazine I learned more about my alleged guardian creature. Its head attaches directly to its thorax, it has no antennae, it’s nocturnal and carnivorous and has bad eyesight.

I also read a flyer about “hand gliding,” which sounds risky unless you’ve got really big arms.

Now let’s talk about Twin Otters for a bit. It seats 19 passengers, snugly.

Nature Air says that because of its STOL (short take-off and landing) it can reach difficult-to-access places.

The Twin Otter essentially opened up the harsh Canadian Northern Territory to adventurous travelers, and the subsequent rescue operations…

It’s also supposed to be the quietest aircraft in its class, but my ears didn’t agree. Not only were the engines loud, but that group of woman from Tennessee were practically shrieking about wanting a mouthful of hydrocodone as we came in for a landing. And at the end of our fifty-minute flight: “Here we are in PORT-o HY-minnez!”

I had a fleeting moment of anxiety: what if Jill and Lewis weren’t in town? But hooray! There they were, waiting for me at the airstrip, which is ominously abutted by the Puerto Jiménez cemetery.

We braved intense heat to tackle the tasks at hand: figuring out our itinerary over the next five days, making reservations with the National Park Service, going to the bank, buying groceries…

We checked into my room at a small, friendly backpacker’s hotel. It’s hot, smells a bit like pee, has no hot water and features a pillow that must be filled with marbles. However, it’s cheap (about US $12), safe, and a perfect way to break me in for what lies ahead.

At dusk we walked over to the mangrove swamp where Lewis instantly found me a few crocodiles. Creepy, especially after dark; you see blackness broken only by glowing copper orbs.

Headlamps on, we went in search of other creatures. Our flashlights illuminated only a narrow swath; the rest was just texture: dark, indistinct patterns of trees and foliage and water, dotted with luminescent specks which were usually the eyes of spiders.

Tonight, Lewis and Jill found five species of frog, a Jesus Christ lizard, a whip-scorpion and a northern cat-eye snake.

We retired early to our respective lodgings to prepare for a pre-dawn awakening.

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Jan 30 2008

Careening Toward Costa Rica

Published by Ginna under Travel

I packed and unpacked and packed and unpacked and packed my backpack in anxious preparation for my jungle trek. In a brief online chat just before I left, Lulu said farewell with a request: “Don’t die.”

I can no longer deny the truth: I’m completely scatterbrained, and I’m getting worse. No matter how hard I try to hold onto the Reins of Life, they slide through my fingers and fall off the neck of the Horse of Fate.

Don Toño had aimed Taxi 34 toward La Cuidad de Guatemala and reached Jocotenango by the time I realized I didn’t bring any travel documents except my passport: no flight info, no idea where I was scheduled to stay that night. I called the dueña of mi casa to see if she could find the paperwork but it proved too daunting a task. Luckily, everything is electronic these days so I had no trouble.

As I found my seat on the plane, a welcome message flashed on the tv screen: Bienvenido a Costa Rica. Behind the text was a colorful photo of a giant spider.

The flight people handed out the usual customs forms. This one asked, “Have you enjoyed in the last six months exoneration tributes?” I don’t remember having done so.

For airplane entertainment I bought a sort of Farmer’s Almanac in Spanish: Escuela Para Todos 2008. I’ve been reading about the history of watches. Did you know that in ancient China they used to burn incense to measure time, and even figured out how to make an alarm clock? A medida que el incienso se iba quemando, unas piezas de metal caian y hacian ruido; metal pieces fell and clanked when the incense burned out. Sounds like something Dad would have invented, if only he’d lived in China a thousand years ago.

On the ground in San José I went straight to the ATM to buy colones. I figured 10,000 of them would be more than enough to last a week, but when the machine spat out a single bill I had second thoughts. In fact, 10,000 colones are worth about US $13.

I reached the misnamed Adventure Inn in San Antonio de Belen, where my only adventure was playing with the bidet — the first I’ve seen since I was ten. I would have gotten in big trouble for doing this back then.

During my rice-and-beans dinner at the Moon Glow café down the hall, a Canadian man showed up to be our evening’s entertainment. He cranked up his karaoke machine and in a cracking, off-key voice he accompanied Elvis and Roy Orbison and Ray Charles, occasionally venturing a blast on his horn. I had to admire him. He’d always wanted to live in Costa Rica and now he’s doing it, supporting himself as a lounge lizard. He said he holds a Guinness Book record for playing the most instruments in one sitting — “playing” being loosely defined, it seems. I think his grand total was 146.

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Jan 29 2008

The Haunted Café

Published by Ginna under Travel

It’s very cold here each morning and there’s no heat, so people bundle up early and shed in the usually hot afternoons.

I saw little of photographic interest during my miles of walking. In fact, it’s kind of restful to have been here long enough that I’m not quite so visually and mentally over-stimulated all the time. Days are more prosaic, with grocery shopping and laundry high on my list.

Along a hundred-foot adobe wall near the parque central there are various magic-markered comments about W, including this one:

I went to my first Internet café ever. It was playing Irish music, so while everyone was clicking away at the keyboard, I was tapping my feet in fancy patterns. It was all I could do to keep from getting up and doing a light jig.

Maybe the place was haunted, because all sorts of random applications started opening up on my computer by themselves. I’d close them and they’d open again a few minutes later. Then half my blog entry just plain vanished. Twice my connection cut off mid-post and I lost all my writing. For the first time in three weeks I was mad.

In the midst of this chaos I had to dash away because of an appointment on the other side of town. I thought it would be interesting to have my horoscope read by a Mayan priestess. How accurately do you think her description reflects me?

  • Ultra-sensitive
  • Loyal, honest
  • Obsessive, a perfectionist
  • Inventive
  • Always in motion, mercurial
  • Lacking self-confidence
  • Extremely guarded

Of course I’m not going to tell you the meaty stuff. Oh, but in Mayan tradition everyone has several guardian animals. Can you guess what my most prominent was? I’ll give you a clue: eight eyes, eight legs, despicable…

I also watched her do a divination using dried beans that were as bright, shiny and red as chili peppers.

Remind me to tell you about the other character analysis I received today, this one free of charge and noncommissioned.

While a ron (aka rum) and Pollo Campero (like Kentucky Fried) party is underway in the kitchen, I’m loading my backpack for the trip to Costa Rica. Starting tomorrow you won’t hear from me for a week or so.

Here’s what the Lonely Planet Guide says about Parque Nacional Corcovado where I’m going:

This unspoiled national park is the last great tract of original moist tropical forest of Pacific Central America. Remote and wild… Paths are primitive and the hiking is hot, humid and insect-ridden, but the challenge of the trek and the interaction with the wildlife are thrilling…

And from Let’s Go: Costa Rica

The park is home to sloths, coatis, jaguars, white-lipped peccaries, monkeys, tapirs, anteaters and almost 400 species of birds (including the magnificent scarlet macaw and the harpy eagle), and National Geographic has called it “the most biologically intense place on Earth” … [with] an estimated four million insect species … hundreds of species of trees overhung with bromeliads, orchids, and other epiphytes…

When I get there I have to buy knee-high rubber boots because of poisonous reptiles.

While I’m gone, please send me e-mails about yourselves so I can look forward to reading them when I get back to Guate. Okay? And to those of you who’ve left comments here: thank you! They make my day!

Aloha. Oy.

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