Dec
26
2007
My poor mother. Little did she imagine when gave birth to me that she’d still be stuffing my Christmas stocking half a century later. In addition to the usual cotton balls and Band-Aids and Scotch tape, she always tucks in little surprises she’s found among her treasures. This year there was a rose-gold thimble belonging [...]
Dec
25
2007
Merry Christmas! I often lose sight of the significance of this day, but this year I’d like to acknowledge the birthday of a most important person. Congratulations on turning 50, Shane McGowan. I’m so glad (and surprised) you’re still alive! It was Christmas Eve, babe, In the drunk tank… I was awoken at the crack [...]
Dec
25
2007
This just in, via Lulu, from one of my most reliable sources of quotable material: When I get there I will be ravished, so let’s grab something to eat.